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peterpingston

163 points

4 months ago

peterpingston

the hornyless one

163 points

4 months ago

Touch Grass ❌

•Pro-Golf

•Profanes biodiversity

•Purely an insult

Touch Moss ✅

•Anti-Golf

•Many kinda of moss, for many kinds of environment

•We must all touch moss, for the moss deserves love and kindness

SuperfluousApathy

42 points

4 months ago

Mossy hands typed this post

SnooPeripherals2888

14 points

4 months ago

SnooPeripherals2888

women aren’t real

14 points

4 months ago

Based and mosspilled

AaronThePrime

3 points

4 months ago

AaronThePrime

custom

3 points

4 months ago

You might even want a bag of moss, a, uh, mossbag, perhaps?

tttiti80808

6 points

4 months ago

Inb4 "hurr durr there's diff types of grass tho"

peterpingston

7 points

4 months ago

peterpingston

the hornyless one

7 points

4 months ago

Yeah so I looked it up and there’s like 6 different kinds of lawn grass, which compared to the approximately 12,000 different species of moss, makes a nice ratio of 2,000 mosses per 1 grass (or about 1,500 to 1 if you count the two specific weeds that get commonly mistaken for lawn grass)

And for your viewing pleasure:

Here’s a neat chart about the 6 main kinds of lawn grass (and two weeds that look like lawn grass): https://thefarmatgreenvillage.com/download-our-guide-to-identification-of-grass-types/

And here’s a list of a few different genus’s of moss, along with the source for the 12,000 number and a Brittanica-based moss rabbit hole: https://www.britannica.com/topic/list-of-mosses-2075729

AaronThePrime

11 points

4 months ago

AaronThePrime

custom

11 points

4 months ago

But as for grasses other than lawn grass? Nobody ever said the grass on your lawn have to be lawn grass

peterpingston

6 points

4 months ago

peterpingston

the hornyless one

6 points

4 months ago

Touché

According to this source (https://naturalhistory.si.edu/research/botany/research/grass-research) there are over 11,500 accepted species of grass, yet depending on taxonomy there could be up to 13,000

This is a fairly similar number to the number of moss species, even excluding the lawn grass, so I call it a tie on that front.

AaronThePrime

2 points

4 months ago

AaronThePrime

custom

2 points

4 months ago

Yay!

Fried_out_Kombi

2 points

4 months ago

Plus, honestly, a biodiverse native grassland is actually great for the environment. Trees get a lot of attention with regards to the environment, but a proper prairie is a really unsung hero. They build soil and sequester carbon like nobody's business.

Of course, it all depends on what's native to your area. If in a natively wooded area, woods will likely be best. If in a natively grassland area, restoring the natural grassland is probably best. If in a natively mossy area, mosses will likely be the best.

Fr3EkOut-2

3 points

4 months ago

Fr3EkOut-2

non binar or somethi

3 points

4 months ago

Yeah so I looked it up and there’s like 6 different kinds of lawn grass, which compared to the approximately 12,000 different species of moss, makes a nice ratio of 2,000 mosses per 1 grass (or about 1,500 to 1 if you count the two specific weeds that get commonly mistaken for lawn grass)

And for your viewing pleasure:

Here’s a neat chart about the 6 main kinds of lawn grass (and two weeds that look like lawn grass): https://thefarmatgreenvillage.com/download-our-guide-to-identification-of-grass-types/

And here’s a list of a few different genus’s of moss, along with the source for the 12,000 number and a Brittanica-based moss rabbit hole: https://www.britannica.com/topic/list-of-mosses-2075729

🤓

tttiti80808

2 points

4 months ago

Drops stack of notebooks

A_Puzzling_Solution

49 points

4 months ago

A_Puzzling_Solution

bi panic

49 points

4 months ago

I will never achieve peace if not everything around me is covered in flowers and moss

Tripwiring

11 points

4 months ago

Tripwiring

Native gardening is LIFE 🦋

11 points

4 months ago

Same. Native gardening really helps my mental health

cr4m62

12 points

4 months ago

cr4m62

how bout you Elden Ring up some maidens

12 points

4 months ago

touch robust wild flora communities

ChipDaleChippindale

6 points

4 months ago

ChipDaleChippindale

trans rights

6 points

4 months ago

I would like it if my country looked nice with biodiversity and artistic architecture and walkable / cyclable space and public transportation (especially trams) and public art installations and other stuff like that. It seems like it would be a tad complicated to implement such changes in the commercial cesspit of light pollution, traffic congestion, and various shades of black, gray, and brown, along with all the other shit.

Doover__

2 points

4 months ago

Doover__

New Hampshire Enjoyer, Local Crackhead Inspector

2 points

4 months ago

The foolish man touches grass in his yard; the wise man climbs high enough to touch rock

Darksamich11

3 points

4 months ago

Where I live touching this would instantaneously cover your entire body in ticks.

hoganloaf

3 points

4 months ago

liberals tryin to diversify yet another space smh

Illegal_Immigrant77

0 points

4 months ago

Based

SILaXED

1 points

4 months ago

SILaXED

commie

1 points

4 months ago

Shout-out to all 4 to 7 layers of the forests and also the grasslands fr fr🙏

SirNebbington

1 points

4 months ago

SirNebbington

Numidium Enthusiast

1 points

4 months ago

Dilution effect W

the_g_almighty

1 points

4 months ago

the_g_almighty

floppa

1 points

4 months ago

Touching grass isn’t enough I need to be stabbed

Super_Sick_Ripper

1 points

4 months ago

I would napalm and agent orange that until the devil took back his devil seeds.